What year is it?
Storybrooke is full of hipsters.
You know what they say about hope, it breeds eternal misery.
#oh honey #tell me you’re kidding rn #he is a shepherd #i don’t think he knows how to read
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
This is what Killian likes to call #Winning
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism
The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.